Spank This!

This weekend I went to a party for Spank magazine. After begrudgingly paying $10 at the door I was whisked into a giant warehouse looking room with an elevated floor that had a stage in front of it. Thoroughly inebriated and kind of bored, I slowly realized that this shindig was mostly attended by gay boys, which is fine except well, I was looking to get some attention that night and the only stares I got were of annoyance and/or curiosity. So I sullenly danced around with my friends, knowing I would not get hit on or asked out. I'm not gonna lie, it was kind of depressing. However, I did pull one over their (Spank) heads when I tastelessly wrote my (other) blog link on their signing board. People were leaving comments like, I love Spank!, You guys rock! And I left this long, vertical web address without including my name of course. That is until one of my friends wrote it for me in large letters. I thought that was fantastic haha! Buuuut... now I'm scared of being contacted by them. I have a feeling they wouldn't appreciate the hilarity of it all. Needless to say, I will not be attending another Spank party for a while- out of respect for them and embarrassment of my behavior haha.

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