Spank This!

This weekend I went to a party for Spank magazine. After begrudgingly paying $10 at the door I was whisked into a giant warehouse looking room with an elevated floor that had a stage in front of it. Thoroughly inebriated and kind of bored, I slowly realized that this shindig was mostly attended by gay boys, which is fine except well, I was looking to get some attention that night and the only stares I got were of annoyance and/or curiosity. So I sullenly danced around with my friends, knowing I would not get hit on or asked out. I'm not gonna lie, it was kind of depressing. However, I did pull one over their (Spank) heads when I tastelessly wrote my (other) blog link on their signing board. People were leaving comments like, I love Spank!, You guys rock! And I left this long, vertical web address without including my name of course. That is until one of my friends wrote it for me in large letters. I thought that was fantastic haha! Buuuut... now I'm scared of being contacted by them. I have a feeling they wouldn't appreciate the hilarity of it all. Needless to say, I will not be attending another Spank party for a while- out of respect for them and embarrassment of my behavior haha.

womp womp

Mini Update

It's been a while. My b.

New Urban is rockin. Lots of cool people and I'm really into what they call breaks there- vibes. So, when you go on a ten, they say, "You vibin right now?" It's kind of amazing. My room looks absolutely atrocious, but in about a month it will be fabulous... I hope.

Not much to say today. Waiting to go to this party tonight. I'll let you know how it goes... obvi.

ha.

I'm out.

Not Romantic, Too Dramatic

I want my life to be this video. Chromeo has reached new levels of sweet sweet awesomeness. No, that last sentence was not suppose to make sense, because to encapsulate the beauty of Chromeo in standard grammatical form would be to diminish their wild, flowing spirits. And who wants to do that?! Right?!
Nish showed me this video and now I'm OBSESSED with it. Thanks a lot Nishmeister, now I'm going to develop an eating disorder and take numerous jazz classes.

So if you haven't already heard (I hope you haven't- that would be scary), I've moved back to the big apple in hopes of finding my way into a career I will not only enjoy, but in which I will thrive creatively. HA! It's a constant struggle. I was thinking of auditioning for stuff, too, but I'm already too old. I'm an old lady in hollywood standards. I should just roll over and die now. womp womp. i didn't mean for this post to be depressing at all! Ha. oh boy. Anywho, I love the city and I'm super excited about things to come! WOO HOO!!

Plus I can't wait until the Nishanator comes up here so I can show her off.


Nice.



I'm out.